I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen
I got the job
“I am not scared of looking ugly. And I’m thankful that my fans like me even when I make weird facial expressions. I don’t plan on looking handsome in an unnatural way. That would be a burden”

